Lil Waffle

[[File:Image0.jpg|thumb|Picture of Lil Waffle's physical form.

Born - 1969 BW

Physical death - 0098 AW

Age - ∞]]  Life 

Lil Waffle was born a rapper, after the first few second of being born he already drop 2 distract, his dad (Big Waffle) knew he was something else. When he was 10 he challenged Eminem to a rap battle, after the first syllable that Lil Waffle rapped, Eminem was vaporized to dust. Soon he became the best rapper on Earth, he was so cool he was even born with sunglasses on, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 🥶. When he was 69 years old, he owned half of all money on Earth.

 Inventions 

Lil Waffle invented tons of thing in his physical life like


 * Rap
 * Word " bruhg "
 * Sunglasses
 * Waffles
 * Distracts
 * Soundcloud

 Death 

Good thing can only last for so long. Lil Waffle died in 0000 AW, at the age of 77 when Eminem said "Destroy the world, you wont, no balls". Lil Waffle could not decline the offer so he destroyed the world killing everything including himself. But not The Banana Car.

 A New World 

After the incident, Lil Waffle needed to make a New World. He couldn't do it alone because he lost his physical form, so he made " Drip_Jesus " and made his eight disciples Lil Bean, Lil Bagel, Lil Soup, Lil Burger, Lil Banana Milk, Lil Sausage, and Lil Pancake. Together they made the Epicer World, the sea and the four continents of...


 * The North continent known as Distract mountains
 * The West continent known as Ebicer
 * The East continent known as Bruhgle
 * The South continent known as DripastanEpicer map.png

 Waffleianity 

Waffleianity is a religion made by Lil Waffle himself. People who believe in Waffleianity believe that there are two gods, being Lil Waffle and Drip_Jesus. They preach from the " Wible " (Waffle Bible). Most of them live in the Distract Mountains continent, but sadly people who believe in Waffleianity have a high rate of dying from " Ligma ".